Tuesday 31 March 2015

What if Village People guys were CL programmers???

-Login
-CL hotline hyperspec
-What's your credit card number?
-69667113
-Your ip address?
-7.51.61.77
-What's your preferred programming language?
-I just wanna code in a very hot way
-We'll ssh you back

Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net

Well I just want to code
Lately I smile with emacs mode
Lately dsl is never down
lately I never frown
At home or in the car
don't matter where you are
Don't wanna be a weasel
you just pick up CL REPL

Sexp over the net
You know I like it
Sexp over the net
You know I code it
Sexp over the net
Come on and give it to me baby
Sexp over the net

When I want to write a database I don't have to go SQL
I don't need to read books if I'm feeling lazy
I can lie there in my bed writing code in my REPL
I just touch my keys and I go crazy

Sexp over the net
In the morning
Sexp over the net
In the afternoon
Sexp over the net
Sometimes late in the evening
Sexp over the net

This is the part I hate
why do they make you use Basic?
Here's where the rage rise
Enough to cross my eyes

They can be short or long

they can be with numbers or strings.
I don't care not at all
long as they go in the net

Sexp over the net
It's so fulfilling
Sexp over the net
They're always willing
Sexp over the net
Don't break connection baby
Sexp over the net.

-M-x slime
-Connected! Hacks and glory await!
-M-x slime
-Connected. Take this REPL, brother, and may it serve you well.
-M-x slime
-Connected. May the source be with you!

Sexp over the net
My.... is my....
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my eyes
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I need a REPL

It's coding that you need
satisfaction guaranteed
It won't cost that much for you to start programming lisp
It's a very small amount on your time account
Come on let your fingers do the walking

Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
Sexp over the net
They're always willing
Sexp over the net
It's so fulfilling
Sexp over the net
Come on and give it to me baby
Sexp over the net

If you are feelin' a geek and after all who's not?
Right now I've got a cure to help your feature
All that you need's a slime and just a little time
A pay dsl on the street can help you beat the heat

Sexp over the net
You know I like it